The Kid’s Shul – When I Grow Up I Want To Be…

Here’s the video and the transcript from a funny video from Aish called the Kids’ Shul. http://www.aish.com/j/mm/The_Kid_Shul.html

Courtesy of Aish.com

Future President – When I grow up I want to be the Shul President.

Future Ba’al Koreh – When I grow up I want to be the Ba’al Koreh.

Future Sisterhood President – I want to be the Sisterhood President.

Future President – I want to be busy Erev Rosh Hoshana working out seat poltics.

Future Candyman – When I grow up I want to be the Candyman so I can eat as much candy as I want.

Future Ba’al Koreh – So that I can be told I’m going too slow.

Future Director of Operations – When I grow up I want to be Director of Operations

Future Ba’al Koreh – So that I can be told I’m going too fast.

Future Gabbai – When I grow up I want to be the Gabbai so I can give an Aliyah to someone who has a Yahrzeit for his uncle’s neighbor’s great grandmother.

Future Director of Operations – So I can make Havdalah even though no one is listening.

Future Sisterhood President – When I grow up I want to be the Sisterhood President so I can run around all year looking for volunteers.

Future President – When I finish my term everybody will be mad at me.

Future Office Manager – When I grow up I want to be the Office Manager.

Future Rabbi – When I grow up I want to be the Rabbi.

Future Candyman – So I can scare kids by saying ONLY ONE!

Future Office Manager – So I can sit in a tiny cluttered office all day.

Future Rabbi – I want to make a 5 minute drasha in 25 minutes.

Future Sisterhood President – So I can make a program at 4:30 and everybody will complain that it should be at 5:30.

Future President – I love it when the kids who don’t like leaders give me attitude.

Future Rabbi – When I grow up I want to be the Rabbi so I can work on Shabbos.

Future Gabbai – So I can boss everybody around and say “You do this”, “You do this”, “You do this”.

Future Sisterhood President – So I can make a program at 5:30 and everybody will complain that it should be at 4:30.

Future Office Manager – No your cubby is not included in the membership fee.

Future President – I want to hit up everyone for sponsorships.

Future Candyman – When I grow up I want to be the Candyman so I can through candy at girls.

Future Ba’al Koreh – When I grow up I want to be the Ba’al Koreh so I can spend all Friday Night preparing.

Future Rabbi – When I grow up I want to be the Rabbi so I can daven at 7 minyans in one day.

Future Gabbai – It will be so cool.

Future Rabbi – Shomrei Shabbos!

Future Ba’al Koreh – Chevra Mishnayos.

2 thoughts on “The Kid’s Shul – When I Grow Up I Want To Be…

  1. Sora Deetza

    Future Ba’al Koreh – Ephraim Shneiz.
    Should be “Chevra Mishnayos”-which is the 2nd half of the shul’s name.

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